Bowser's castle
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wonkywhomp:

Yes, it’s who you think it is.  Considering this is a controversial final boss I decided since no one’s likely to voice him, I might as well do it.  (It’ll save a certain someone the trouble) 

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wonkywhomp:

Well here’s an attempt at Giant Bowser’s Dialogue (with one line added by me).  I was originally going to have Giant Luigi in this in which what he would say, but I think that would deteriorate because Prince Fluff and the Magikoopas would need to be there too.  I made a bit more edits on Bowser’s giant giant form just to make things more interesting you could say 

What do you think of Yoshi, Lord Bowser?
Anonymous

I think he’s disgusting creature!  His clan ruined my childhood and he has the GULL to team up with those Mario Brothers!  Next to the Mario Brothers I HATE HIM TO PIECES!

Grrm

"I have’t thought up of anything in a long time.  No new schemes to come up,  No new minions to hire, and STILL no takeover!"  Bowser wasn’t in the best of moods, of course, that’s most of the time.  He wanted to think of something, something that’s going to get him to takeover that kingdom of Peach’s and get even with those plumbers.  "Gah! This is taking too long! Maybe I’ll take a ride in the clown-copter take a look around to see if anything pops up!"  He went over to his engine room and hopped into his Clown-Copter and flew out of his castle.  On his way his copter went slower and slower "Huh, what? What’s Going on?!"  His copter went to a complete stop, resulting the Koopa King to fall along with his vehicle.  Bowser landed right into the ground his copter was once again broken  down, he was in the plains of the Mushroom Kingdom.  When Bowser got up, he took a look of his wrecked Clown-copter.  "GAAAAAH!  I had this thing fixed yesterday!  How could it have failed me so easy?!  Unless, those worthless minions of mine tampered with something GAH! When I get back, those runts will be in BIG trouble!"  Bowser was really unhappy, now how’s he gonna make his new plan, none of his minions were here at the moment, he’d probably force them to rebuilt this thing.  Bowser sat down crossing his arms, whomever he may meet will effect how this mishap will outcome.

In NSMBWii, NSMB2, and NSMBU, you always turned into a giant every single time. It gets annoying. Nuff Said.
Anonymous

Aww, well guess what?  That’s your problem now is it?!  In fact, maybe I should turn giant again to crush you for questioning my schemes!

Um Hey don't want to be nosy but when you aren't giant how tall are you
Anonymous

You want to know how tall I am as Giant Bowser? Well I’m Giant Bowser tall when I’m Giant Bowser!  What did you expect!?

Hmph if it isn't the twig!

waluigi-numberone:

kingofkoopas:

everybodycheaters:

   And the big bad koopa finally shows himself. He was about to return the insult when a particularly brilliant idea sprung in his head.

   ”Hey, Bowser buddy! What goin’ on? How you doing? Can Waluigi interest you in something?”

Interest me in something?!  Hrrmph!  How could YOU possibly interest me in something?!

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   ”Come on green guy don’t be that way! You never know what interesting things Waluigi might have up his sleeve…”

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Tch!  Oh yeah?  Like what? An old sock or something?

Hmph if it isn't the twig!

everybodycheaters:

   And the big bad koopa finally shows himself. He was about to return the insult when a particularly brilliant idea sprung in his head.

   ”Hey, Bowser buddy! What goin’ on? How you doing? Can Waluigi interest you in something?”

Interest me in something?!  Hrrmph!  How could YOU possibly interest me in something?!

How is it falling in lava?
Anonymous

Oh gee I don’t know?  WHY DON’T YOU TRY!?  *pushes anon in lava*

In one word from your perspective, describe Fawful.
Anonymous

Irritating!