Bowser's castle
Um Hey don't want to be nosy but when you aren't giant how tall are you
Anonymous

You want to know how tall I am as Giant Bowser? Well I’m Giant Bowser tall when I’m Giant Bowser!  What did you expect!?

Hmph if it isn't the twig!

waluigi-numberone:

kingofkoopas:

everybodycheaters:

   And the big bad koopa finally shows himself. He was about to return the insult when a particularly brilliant idea sprung in his head.

   ”Hey, Bowser buddy! What goin’ on? How you doing? Can Waluigi interest you in something?”

Interest me in something?!  Hrrmph!  How could YOU possibly interest me in something?!

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   ”Come on green guy don’t be that way! You never know what interesting things Waluigi might have up his sleeve…”

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Tch!  Oh yeah?  Like what? An old sock or something?

Hmph if it isn't the twig!

everybodycheaters:

   And the big bad koopa finally shows himself. He was about to return the insult when a particularly brilliant idea sprung in his head.

   ”Hey, Bowser buddy! What goin’ on? How you doing? Can Waluigi interest you in something?”

Interest me in something?!  Hrrmph!  How could YOU possibly interest me in something?!

How is it falling in lava?
Anonymous

Oh gee I don’t know?  WHY DON’T YOU TRY!?  *pushes anon in lava*

In one word from your perspective, describe Fawful.
Anonymous

Irritating!

Why do you loose so many times by a plumber?
Anonymous

Not to offend the mighty Koopa King, in any way, though do you let any of your *ahem* "admires" touch the royal koopa tail, or is that on for the princess?
Anonymous

Listen pal!  No one touches the tail!  Those Plumbers already swung me in around in circles by grabing it!

Kamek! I need to have a word with you!

magicalkoopa:

"What can I help you with, Sire?"

I need to know something, I haven’t gotten soft recently have I?  I’ve been hearing rumors about me being a softie or something and I don’t like it!

NO MORE OF THIS SOFTINESS NONESENSE

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I’M GOING TO BURN DOWN YOUR BUILDINGS!

Grah!

I need to do more evil things!

I can’t let those fools think I’ve gone soft!  There’s been to many rumors about me that’ll wreck my reputation as an evil king!  I’m going to show them once and for all that I’m no goody-two shoes and the baddest King around!