Bowser's castle
THERE!

Now you can listen to some tunes that are about your’s truly!

*Jumps in and roars* WHO'S THE ONES PLANNING ON ELIMINATING YOU?! I AIN'T LETTING NOBODY COME AFTER YOU LIKE THAT!

mushroomprincesspeach:


"There may be a lot said about you Bowser, but you sure come through when it counts!!" Peach claps and giggles a little, "It was K-rool and Fantina! Though I hear they’re gaining support…"

I don’t know this “Fantina” BUT THAT LARDO CROCODILE HAS CROSSED THE LINE THIS TIME AND HE’S GOING TO GET WHAT’S COMING TO HIM!

... Well, I suppose I'll have to ask. What seems to be the matter, Bowser?

mushroomprincesspeach:

kingofkoopas:

What’s it to ya Princess?!image

Well, I don’t think anyone should have to feel that bad… So I do want to help.
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If you’ll let me of course

Mrmph fine!

But don’t you dare tell anyone else about this!

... Well, I suppose I'll have to ask. What seems to be the matter, Bowser?

What’s it to ya Princess?!image

A certain memory of my childhood is coming back to me

and it’s not a good one either!

((Come along if ya can))

*very carefully cuts off your hair* 8D
Anonymous

*Scorches you to ashes*

I have a problem, every Pokemon calls my shorty what do I do Great Lord bowser!

It’s not my my problem that they call you short.  Go cry to someone else that cares!

Hey, Bowser, why not just have a room with inescapable death spikes in your castle, so mario can't get through?
Anonymous

I wouldn’t be able to get out either!

Hey! You're that chump that stole my castle and turned it to a factory, what brings YOUR sorry mug here?

lord-smithy:

STOLE it? No, I didn’t steal it.. I just renovated it.”

That doesn’t answer my question you bucket of bolts!  What makes YOU think you come along here again after being destroyed!?